SAVING MY MOMMY !!

Monday, August 3, 2009

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? ME & A CHICK STORY #1




Like seriously people,

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, really I don't. I just want you to understand that everyone can't help stupidity. Some people are just stupid because of upbringing. Most people call this a lack of "common sense." I agree with this theory for many reasons.


I am going to give you an example of a conversation I had with a girl who is 21 yrs old, in college but living with her parents @ home for the summer. Please forgive the language it is harsh & profane but it's real life with no editing. This conversation is via Instant Messenger.


NOW ON TO HER I.M.S she sent me!: LOOK BELOW!

Oh my god. My parents just busted my ass. So no can do. They knw about you. I'm in so much fuckin trouble. All of the trust just went out the window. I'm scared. If they happen to call you quick to this story we only had sex twice and you've only been here once. Okay? *miss kelly*

what?...what the fuck?
Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here 6:59 PM

Yea. *miss kelly*
7:02 PM Thats the fuckin story *miss kelly* So stick with it dammit. *miss kelly* I fucked up bad. They found out Because you signed on that Damn twitter site and aol and papa john. Fuck! *miss kelly* 7:46 PM I'm scared. My mom is giving me the hate stare. Oh and we met on facebook. Thats the story so stick with it. Okay. And you've only been to my house once. Okay! *miss kelly* 7:51 PM

i thought i signed off...i can't believe this shit. that's fuckin crazy Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here u shoulda just turned the power off...that way it wouldn't have saved stupid ass fucking laptop. even so why didn't u just tell them i gave you my password???! i mean u could have said i gave it to you over the phone & you put it in there!... what the fuck were you thinking?!?

I'm so sad. I feel like a cheap hoe. I'm done with having sex. *miss kelly*
I just wanna cry. I lost my best friend. My mom hates me. *miss kelly* I just wish it was a nightmare and that i would wake up from it all. *miss kelly* 11:10 PM Say something please Good night

Okay...now first of all...why in the HELL is a 21 year old girl in COLLEGE having problems like this? *yes she is INDEED 21 i saw her i.d. when we were @ her dorm room* Where is her critical thinking? Seriously...how could she have fucked this up???

The next day:

you have 2 be fucking kidding me...all you had to say was i gave you my password over the phone so you could look up those sites Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here you were the one who fucked up KellZ is now online. 7:47 AM

I choked. Dont blame it on me.

what the fuck??? who do i blame it on? ??? Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here 7:52 AM

Those instincts are looking pretty good now. Damn i shouldve listened to it, and vice versa.


i TOLD you to get YOUR laptop bcuz i ain't wanna use your mom's! i TOLD you that I shouldve listened. And they think that i'm stupid. And a hoe. 7:58 AM Oh so you think i'm a hoe too? Your getting quiet on me.

GIRL i'm doing a fucking beat
i can't be bothered with this shit cuz you wouldn't listen you are a GROWN adult WOMAN this shit is dumb 8:10 AM Its not dumb. My mother is terrified Because i let you into their safe personal space. I mean that was stupid, on my part.

OH OKAY...SO NOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO TRUST ME IN THE HOUSE

I shouldve just been honest with them and let you meet my dad it wouldve been okay. But no i had to sneak and now its coming back to haunt me. I take ful
l responsibility. I do knw you. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying thats whats incriminating me now. Do you understand my mother cant stand the site of me. She hates my fuckin guts. Anyway, i'll talk to you later. Headed to church.

well your mother has some issues she needs to work out SERIOUSLY...you are her 21 year old daughter.
10:28 AM Yea. I think what makes her so angry is that i lied to her face to save myself and then i had sex. Having sex before marriage.

...still they fucking trippin
Auto-reply: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here 10:32 AM

Yea. But seriously i have come to the conclusion, that i have a low self esteem. I give in to peer pressure, and i cant manage a sex life along with my s tudies. Its too much for me! I need to be celebate for a little while and rekindle my trust with God, and my mom. She was my best friend. I cried myself "t to sleep last night, i knw that its going to take a long time for us to be tight again. ?

...what the ???


Its something deeper that i struggle with. Its deeper than you and i.


but you are doing fine in your studies

You may not understand, i dont expect for you to.
No. I flunked my classes first semester trying to fit in at a new univ. I couldnt find a balance. Having c's on your report card is not fine. I'm sorry its just not.

u did? damn...i didn't know


Its not exactly somethin that i would brag about i'm highly embarrassed. And i dont like this new me, it sucks. This isnt me. I want to be old ____. I
t hurts so bad, i cant lie to myself and i cant fool God.

sugar u talkin crazy right now
10:47 AM

This is something that i fight daily. Its a struggle that i cant deal with. Its like so deep. I cant explain it. All i knw is, that i gotta make it right with God. And everything else will fall into place. I let self consume me. I dont want god to take his hands off of me. This isnt crazy talk its the tru th. I dont want my soul to be damned.

yeah that's right


I dont like it! God has been so good to me, he let me take communion one more time, to wipe the slate clean. 10:54 AM Just pray for me! I never told anyone that until now.

that's fine sugar
11:00 AM

I'm sorry. i'm not crazy. I just let this world consume me. I turned away from him. He never left me. no no i know u arent crazy I just deal with alot of internal stuff. Hey are you sure this im/ text thing is not going to charge extra if i have unlimited text? Are you absolutely sure? Cuz thats the last thing i need for her to take my phone away.

yes i'm sure damn 11:10 AM

Just making sure. Thats the last thing i need to hear about.


i know

Thankyou. For the listening ear. This upcoming semester is my make it or break it semester. I have to pull straight a's. And i can do it with god's help!

yes "G" "G" God capital


Okay. Was typing fast.
Gotta go okay? Leaving phone at home.

oh no are you serious? phone @ home?!


Yes. Very serious. Its dead anyway.


ok


Bye baby. 1:29 PM You left the chat by logging out or being disconnected.



Okay so here, we can clearly see that the chick has been brainwashed to some TERRIBLE degree because she has all this "parent-guilt." This is crazy all by itself...

That's my whole point though...this thing is pretty ridiculous just reading what she wrote you FEEL like you're talking to someone who is pretty much off right? Exactly...

Until Next Time Champions!

The Sandman
www.myspace.com/theworldsGREATESTproducer
www.twitter.com/number1producer
www.myspace.com/thesandmanno1

4 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Her parents sound like fucking douche bags. That bitch needs be a woman and quit caring what her parents think of her.

monique said...

OMG i cant believe u posted all the conversation

rosa said...

you know i would beat u if u ever posted anything i sent u!
Shes 21 what do u expect? yo dick needs to pick some smarter chicks ;)

nix_mrs said...

Seriously. How dumb is this chick? Dude. I seriously hope she was hot and awesome, hey, cos this is a SHIT load of grief. She is 21 years old! FFS. Why the hell is she SO submissive to her parents? I had moved out of home, working full time, studying full time and managing just fine when I was 20. I still managed to find a balance with God.

Pick someone better next time, hun xx